A fine romance ( Kem/ Fields)
A fine romance my good fellow.
You take romance, I'll take
You' re calmer than the seals in
the Arctic Ocean,
at least they flap their fins to
A fine romance with no quarells,
with no insults and all morals,
I've never mussed the crease in
your blue serge pants,
I never get the chance; this is
a fine romance!
A fine romance with no kisses,