Alfie

歌詞

Ooooo deary me My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly quarter past three He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea I can't even see you cos the room is so smokey Don't understand how one can watch so much TV My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see Oooooo I only say it cos I care So please can you stop pulling my hair Now now there's no need to swear Please don't despair my dear Mon frere Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day I just can sit back and watch your life waste away You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid Get off your lazy arse Alfie please use your brain Surely there's some walls out there that you can go spray I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid When all you do is stay and play on your computer games Oooooo I only say it cos I care So please can you stop pulling my hair Now now there's no need to swear Please don't despair my dear Mon frere Oh little brother please refrain from doing that I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid thick hat Oooooo I only say it cos I care So please can you stop pulling my hair Now now there's no need to swear Please don't despair Please don't despair Mon frere