Something isn't adding up, won't lie I'm the one who left, but you're the one who's leaving me behind Grass is greener on the other side But that line is bullshit, and you and I both know it It's 2 a.m. on Main Street, my friends are home with babies Their happiness is doubling, my lack of it is troubling They all got front yards, and minivans and Christmas cards Way I got none of it's a different kind of humbling Different kind of humbling Life skills? I got a couple now I can live out of a suitcase, forget words in front of crowds Got some ups and downs to talk about But it's not important, if I call, just ignore it It's 2 a.m. on Main Street, my friends are home with babies Their happiness is doubling, my lack of it is troubling They all got front yards, and minivans and Christmas cards Way I got none of it's a different kind of humbling Different kind of humbling Ooh, ooh Call it struggling, maladjusted Thirty-something, it's all humbling Not in love and always running No, you weren't wondering But it's 2 a.m. on Main Street, my friends are home with babies Their happiness is doubling, my lack of it is troubling They all got front yards, and minivans and Christmas cards People in their picture frames, and understand insurance claims Pickup trucks and credit scores, and who the hell's it even for? The way I got none of it's a different kind of humbling Different kind of humbling Ooh, ooh Different kind of humbling
