Petootie Pie Petootie Pie You're my Petootie sugar-fruity dreamy pie I crave and cram Your special jam you're underrated, solidated Superman And every gal who passes Just looks and hollas "Oh!" Like flies caught in molasses Petootie Pie Petootie Pie You're such a tasty hunk of pastry, me oh my Gotta light the oven Gonna cook a dish of lovin' So kiss me oh my patootie pie You're my patootie pie We'll count to seven (1234567) Then steal away to heaven (come on darling let's go) So kiss me (ah) and kiss me (what, again?) So kiss me oh my petootie pie