Ain't shady baby I'm hot like the prodigal son Pick a petal, eeny meeny miny mo And flower, you're the chosen one Well your left hand's free And your right's in grip With another left hand Watch his right hand slip Towards his gun Oh no I tackle, we tussle And oh my days we're rolling My right hand's gripped on his Colt single action army Oh no Welt your left hand's free And your right's in grip With another left hand Watch his right hand slip Towards his gun Oh no N-E-O OMG Gee whiz, girl, you're the one for me Though your man is bigger than I am And oh my days he disagrees Oh no Well my left hand's free Oh no Ain't shady baby I'm hot like the prodigal son Pick a petal, eeny meeny miny mo And flower, you're the chosen one Welt my left hand's free Oh no