The Real Slim Shady

The Real Slim Shady

Track by Eminem

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作詞:MATHERS MARSHALL

作曲:COSTER TOM/ELIZONDO MICHAEL A JR/ELIZONDO MIKE E

may I have your attention please
may I have your attention please
will the real Slim Shady
please stand up
I repeat
will the real Slim Shady
please stand up
we're gonna
have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen
a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam
like Tommy just burst in
the door and started whoopin her
ass worse than before
they first were divorce
throwin her over furniture
It's the return of the ah
wait, no way, you're kidding
he didn't just say
what I think he did
did he and Dr Dre
said nothing you idiots!
Dr Dre's dead,he's locked in my
basement! feminist women love
Eminem Slim Shady,I'm sick
of him look at him
walkin around grabbin
his you know what
flippin the you know who
Yeah, but he's so cute though
yeah,I probably got a couple
of screws up in my head
loose but no worse
than what's goin on
in your parents'
bedrooms sometimes
I wanna get on TV
and just let loose
but can't but it's cool for
Tom Green to hump a dead
moose my bum is on your lips
my bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky
you might just give it
a little kiss
and that's the message that
we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know
what a woman's clitoris is
of course they gonna know
what intercourse is
by the time
they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery
Channel don't
they we ain't nothing but
mammals well,some of us
cannibals who cut other
people open like cantaloupes but
if we can hump dead animals
and antelopes then there's
no reason that a man
and another man can't elope
but if you feel like I feel
I got the antidote
women wave your pantyhose
sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady
all you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating so won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up, please stand up
I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady
all you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating so won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up, please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss
in his raps to sell his records
well I do
so fuck him and fuck you too
you think
I give a damn about a Grammy
half of you critics can't even
stomach me, let alone
stand me but Slim
what if you win
wouldn't it be weird
why so you guys could
just lie to get me here
so you can, sit me here
next to Britney Spears
shit, Christina Aguilera better
switch me chairs
so I can sit next to
Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over
who she gave head to first
you little bitch
put me on blast on MTV
yeah, he's cute
but I think he's married to Kim
heehee!
I should download her
audio on MP3
and show the whole world

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