A Really Cool Dance Song

歌詞

We grew up in the suburbs Got guitars from Christmas And started a punk rock band Then we travelled the nation Became a sensation In our '82 Dodge van Now we're getting older And much more sober And we've got big house payments to make The wife wants a handbag The kids need some college And we just need one hit single to break Get ready here it comes... This song sounds like a dance song Cuz dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya It's our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song It's gonna be a great big hit And now the label is so stoked They don't get the damn joke The downloads are off the charts Like those bands on the TV In the frilly tuxedos (neato) The ones that break the young girls' hearts And now we can too... This song sounds like a dance song Cuz dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya It's our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song I can't wait to hear the remix This song sounds like a dance song Cuz dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya It's our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song It's gonna be a great big hit Who the hell are we fooling? This isn't really what we do (really what we do) We had to borrow this keyboard We only listen to Motley Crue (listen to Motley Crue) But it's gonna be funny Cuz this song will be number one (one) This song sounds like a dance song Cuz dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya! This song sounds like a dance song Cuz dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya It's our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song I can't wait to hear the remix This song sounds like a dance song Cuz dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya It's our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song It's gonna be a great big hit It's our new sound We're gonna take it to the next level Wait, the drum's just dropped out The drum- it sound- it doesn't sound good anymore It's- I can't find the rhythm... of the deal... Na it's cool. No it's not.... Alright we're back! We are dancing, this is us and we are dancing Dancing, dancing, dancing and we're dancing, dancing, dancing Woo!