A dinner was served for three At Dracula's house by the sea The hors d'oeurves were fine But I choked on my wine When I learned that the main course was me! The waitress a vampire named Perkins Was so very fond of small gherkins While she served the tea, she ate 43 Which pickled her internal workins! Igor, the scalpels go on the left With the pitchforks, Igor, Igor What a swimmer is Dracula's daughter But her pool looks more red than it oughter The blood stains the boat But it's easy to float 'Cause blood is much thicker than water! Dracula old friend How are things in Transylvania For dessert there was bat wing confetti And the veins of a mummy named Betty I first frowned upon it But with ketchup on it It tasted very much like spaghetti! Goodnight whatever you are!