Thirsty Ego Raps

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It's the return of the curmudgeon We're all thirty-first cousins Remind myself, cause the thirst doesn't The thirst kills Thirst murders universal will I'll be having to tell myself chill That's just my ego talking Thinks he's super hero awesome Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything That's just my ego talking Thinks he's super hero awesome Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything My man Dave Gahan is in Depeche Mode Used to have a crush on Michel'le from Death Row This business is pop charts and who gets the top part I still be wanting to mention Calista Flockhart Yeah, and Jonathan Lipnicki Madonna there's room on the ottoman sit with me Bring me coconut water to swallow with this whiskey And let's talk about the nautilus positive shit gets me This is my emotional ape face I'm president of the rappers that don't condone date rape I should eat rice cakes and drink water fools And learn to do yoga and vibrate my molecules It's harder than finding coal in a seafloor Or feeding poor people through the hole in a screen door Shout out to first dude who pissed in the wind before And went in the woods despite the myth of Wendigo I really wanna dress like Sun Ra A mumran and dumb broad stalking the jungles of Punjab My nickname is Lord Bravery On voice memos that I tape record lazily They be hatin' his brain Cause they move with dumb words like ancient doorways can be And thoughts that I'm great can pour limitless I'm pretty sure I self deprecate for your benefit It's the return of the curmudgeon We're all thirty-first cousins Remind myself, cause the thirst doesn't The thirst kills Thirst murders universal will I'll be having to tell myself chill That's just my ego talking Thinks he's super hero awesome Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything That's just my ego talking Thinks he's super hero awesome Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything Trying not to have missteps in my catalog Like Scott Hall burning Goldberg with a cattle prod Analog Eagle, Joe Walsh bandanna on Tag along here Dear, next stop Babylon We can yell "Eye of the tiger" if he sees gazelle Popular rap tropes he chose via Speak N' Spell