The Tearjerker Returns

歌詞

You are such a jerk You are a tearjerker You don't need a girlfriend You need a social worker She's waiting at the airport You're in your hotel room With somebody who doesn't know you Everybody always knew The game that you were playing You were fooling no one So we're glad that you are paying But still she's going to cry Yes still it's going to hurt her But you are a tearjerker You're such a jerk, yeah A tearjerker You're such a jerk, yeah These surfaces are shining Anything wipes off them These surfaces are hard Nothing seems to mark them Breakfast ends at ten AM Do you thing we could be through by then Cause breakfast is inclusive Do you think I'm stupid? I'm stupid I'm stupid You are such a jerk You are a tearjerker