Egg Man

歌詞

Ah yeah... I looked out the window, seen his bald head Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair Launched that shot and he was caught out there Saw the convertible driving by Loaded up the slingshot, let one fly He went for his to find he didn't have one Put him in check, correct with my egg gun The egg, a symbol of life I go inside your house and bust out your wife I pulled out the jammy, he thought it was a joke The trigger I pulled, his face the yoke Reached in his pocket, took all his cash Left my man standing with an egg moustache Suckers they come a dime a dozen When I say dozen, you know what I'm talking about, boy Yea that's right, I'm the Egg Man Driving around King of the town "Hey" Always got my windows rolled down Ready to throw You know I'm the Egg Man Once upon a time "Egg Man.." Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg He was playing the wall then he broke his leg Tossed it out the window, three minutes hot Hit the Rastaman, he said "Bloodclot" Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg Riding the trains in between cars When I pull out the station, "You're gonna get yours" Drive-by eggings plaguing L.A. "Yo, they just got my little cousin Ese" Sometimes hard boiled, sometimes runny Ray Comes from a chicken not a bunny, dummy People laugh, it's no joke My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke "Now they got me in a cell" but I don't care It was then that I caught catching people out there Up on the roof, in my car, up all night I'm going through science like Dolemite The Mack (Who?) I'm the Egg Man, Taxi Driver I'm the Egg Man "Egg Man Egg Man.." We all dressed in black We snuck up around the back We began to attack The eggs did crack on Haze's back Sam I Am, down with the program Green Eggs and Ham, Yosemite Sam Come Halloween, you know I come strapped I throw it at a sucker, k-pap You made the mistake and judge a man by his race You go through life with egg on your face Woke up in the morning, peculiar feeling Looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling Families, punk rocks, the businessman I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand Not like the crack that you put in a pipe But crack on your forehead, here's a towel, now wipe "Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man.." Egg Man..