Jon Lovitz (Fantasy Booking Yarn)

歌詞

Come do a show in heaven Come do a show on the fucking moon Book you a show in heaven Book you a show on the fucking moon How 'bout one mil for a guarantee It's pretty low, I know it's embarrassing You got thousands of fans here We did some polling and we counted them last year The venue requests right next to you You'll stay at the guest house it's connected to We want you here hella bad We painted your logo on our helipad We listen so we know how you travel sir Fire up your helicopter flux capacitor We'll give you a hundred percent up front After sound check you won't have to get up once And you can bring all the merch you got Vinyl, CDs, stickers, shirts and socks We know lugging tote bags hurts a lot So we'll buy up the remains and purchase the box And we'll pay you in gold doubloons Our ten-piece house band knows all your tunes Plus we bought all the shit you use And if you wanna you can take it with you when you cruise We bought the rights to your mini-doc Showman get on the screen as large as a city block We bought some advertising in the weekly too Enough to get a feature and a sweet review Our pre-sale numbers are in the thousands Which is pretty funny we haven't even announced it So once you've approved and the money shifts You and your band on the moon June 25th "Oh that's your, that's your wedding aniversary? Oh, damn, I guess we'll have to uh, get up with you next time Don't call us, we'll call you" Book you a show in heaven Book you a show on the fucking moon Come do a show in heaven Come do a show on the fucking moon