What the hell is wrong with me? I'm not who I want to be I tried spot cream and I tried it all I'm crawling up the wall What's my name Name, name? I tried to join a ping-pong club Sign on the door said all full up I got nicked fighting in the road The judge didn't even know What's my name Name, name? Dad got pissed so I got clocked Couldn't hear the Tannoy so he lost the lot Offers Mum a bribe through the letter box Drives you fucking mad What's my name Name, name? Now I'm round the back of your house at night Peeping in the window, are you sleeping tight? I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip And you won't know who came What's my name Name, name?