Get me downtown to a little place where the jukebox jams your feet Smokin' and a drinkin' and a little bullshittin' gonna get you somethin' sweet Everybody's here and the time is right so baby get on the floor Make it all loose like a long neck goose I'll get down with you that's for sure Come on baby turn up the jams Come on baby turn up the jams The joint is jumpin' and a dog is humpin', a gator mama against the wall When a dude walks in about three feet wide he's gotta be eight feet tall Mr. bartender can you fill my glass before he kicks my ass I ain't talkin' to your lady, dude but I'm talking to myself that's for sure Come on baby turn up the jams Come on baby turn up the jams Quarter to three and it's time to leave so I'm headin' out towards the door Little queenies got a different dream so I'm hangin' out for one more Drive me on baby on through the night, drive me on towards the shore Take me out to some funky place where I ain't been before, yeah Come on baby turn up the jams Come on baby turn up the jams Come on baby turn up the jams Come on baby turn up the jams