It's not 'cause I wouldn't It's not 'cause I shouldn't And you know that it's not 'cause I couldn't It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town My poor heart is achin' To bring home some bacon And if I find myself alone and forsaken It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town Thought I'm more than willing to learn How these gals get money to burn Every little proposition I turn down Way down It's not 'cause I wouldn't It's not 'cause I shouldn't And you know that it's not 'cause I couldn't It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town