I'll Sue Ya

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I sued Taco Bell Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat Huh I sued Earthlink Cause I called them up And they had the nerve to put me on hold I sued Starbucks Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap And brrr it was cold I sued Toys'R'Us Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball And nearly choked to death Ugh I sued PetCo Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter And now I got bad breath I sued Coca-Cola yo Cause I put my finger down in a bottle And it got stuck I sued Delta Airlines Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey I went there and it sucked Yeah If you stand me up on a date If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late I'm gonna sue sue Yes I'm gonna sue Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna sue sue Yes I'm gonna sue Sue sue yeah I might even sue you Ugh I sued Duracell They never told me not to shove that double-A Right up my nose I sued Home Depot Cause they sold me a hammer Which they knew I might drop on my toes I sued Dell Computers Cause I took a bath with my laptop Now it doesn't work I sued Fruit of the Loom Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head I look like a jerk I sued Verizon Cause I get all depressed Any time my cell phone is roaming I sued Colorado Cause you know I think it looks a little bit too much Like Wyoming I sued Neiman Marcus Cause they put up their Christmas decorations Way out of season I sued Ben Affleck Aw do I even need a reason Ugh If I sprain my ankle While I'm robbing your place If I hurt my knuckles When I punch you in the face I'm gonna sue sue Yes I'm gonna sue Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna sue sue Yes I'm gonna sue Sue sue that's right I'm gonna sue you Ugh Ugh Ugh I'll sue ya I'll take all of your money I'll sue ya If you even look at me funny I'll sue ya I'll take all of your money I'll sue ya If you even look at me funny I'll sue ya I'll take all of your money I'll sue ya If you even look at me funny I'll sue ya I'll take all of your money I'll sue ya If you even look at me funny I'll sue ya Ha-ha ha ha-haa I'll sue ya What'chall think of that I'll sue ya Ha-ha ha ha-haa Boo ya I'll sue ya Ugh