The theater, the theater, what's happened to the theater? Especially where dancing is concerned Chaps who did taps aren't tapping anymore They're doing choreography Chicks who did kicks aren't kicking anymore They're doing choreography Heps who did steps That would stop the show in days that used to be Through the air they keep flying Like a duck that is dying Instead of dance it's choreography Jakes who did breaks they're not breaking anymore They're doing choreography Chicks who did kicks aren't kicking anymore They're doing choreography Queens with routines That would stop the show in days that used to be One and all they're not chancing What we used to call dancing They're busy doing choreography One and all keep us guessing What the heck they're expressing Instead of dance it's choreography!