I like old people, don't you? They never tell you what you shouldn't do They buy you toys and candy And extra toys are dandy And Nanny's always baking something new I like old people, I like old people Don't you? They're nice, old people, they're nice They tell you funny stories once and twice Cause they're never in a hurry And they don't have to worry That there's a zillion things you have to do I like old people, I like old people, I like them Don't you?