The Ballad Of Me And My Brain

歌詞

WELL I THINK I'VE GONE MAD ISN'T THAT SO SAD 'WHAT A SHAME YOU'VE LOST A BRAIN THAT YOU NEVER HAD' "OH MUM CHECK THE CAR IT CAN'T HAVE GONE FAR, I MUST OF LEFT IT ON A TRAIN OR LOST IT IN A BAR!" IT'S LIKELY IN A SAINSBURY'S - FLIRTING WITH THE GIRLS AND WAITING FOR ME I JUMPED ON A BUS, DECLARED MY NAME, ASKED IF ANYBODY HAD SEEN MY BRAIN "YOUR BRAIN WAS LAST SEEN GOING FOR A RUN AND WOULD YOU SIGN AN AUTOGRAPH FOR MY DAUGHTER LAURA? COS SHE ADORES YOU BUT I THINK YOU'RE SHIT "I'VE GOTTA LOOK FOR MY BRAIN FOR A BIT!" I STEPPED OUTSIDE, IT HURT MY EYES "WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU'VE GOT NO MIND?" I SEARCHED ALL DAY IT DROVE ME INSANE - "WHERE WOULD I BE IF I WAS MY BRAIN?" THE NICE NURSE TOLD ME SHE FELT MY PAIN BUT SHE COULDN'T FIND A SINGLE TRACE OF MY BRAIN 'OOPS I DID IT AGAIN' STARTED PLAYING FORGET MY BRAIN REMEMBER MY NAME