Kookies

歌詞

It's horrible One lonely evening alone, home End up with carpal tunnel syndrome And here I am, known for giving heavy back aches Grown and living off of Little Debbie snack cakes Supposed to be checking emails All I got is messages from ass naked females I don't know a Jenny She said it's free and I won't owe her a penny And that's the last time I saw her But thousands of more horrors on online Gomorrah And Sodom, they got 'em with they curls out And they got a better sales pitch than the Girl Scouts I wonder what I owe her For a whole box of caramel coconut samoa ("Nite nite!"), Uh, ok honey, sweet dreams Now it's time to get serious like Peek Freans A metal handful, wipe it on the quilt Wife wake up and I'm killit over spilt milk Locked in, looking at your picture Fully clothed winter and I'm right there with ya Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone A man could only wish you do the same 'til he get home Fat chance, at least he get snacks That'd have to do 'til a brother get back Until then smack One-Eyed Jack And hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tri-pack That's three different flavors Chocolate, vanilla and strawberry wafers Acting all hard, 'bout to get beat up I'll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up Soon as he fell off the beat down All I hear is, "13th cell, put the sheet down" Damn C.O., what the hell do she know? Besides the fact she wanna get dug out on the d-low A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen Out in the mountains and I stopped drinking again In the wee hours, he's gotten farther Needing three showers, being hot and bothered The wiz with her legs bent, pregnant God bless the day she wondered where her egg went I need a L, it's hard to drink without it And could use some kookies but trying not to think about it Watching "BET" on jazz for knowledge on file Every other commercial, college hoes gone wild Soft batch, I prefer the other bunch Like we got for lunch, chocolate fudge butter crunch He don't mess with the Ritz Bits Wheat Thins, Saltines or Triscuits Matzos or Cheez-Its Catch sugar fits every time that he sees Chips Ahoy, double chocolate chunk Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk Even the Oreos, no matter what weather Always kept 'em dipped in milk and stuck together In the game he's shameless Even uses a code name: Famous Amos It's cheaper than a short stay at the Days Inn And good like 25 cent oatmeal raisin Give a hand to who invented the camera Skip past the graham, animal and Grandma's Shh, make sure she don't wake from her dream chill Or get caught with a handful of cream fill "Oh, honey! What are you doing? That's so nasty!" It might seem ill "Ew! Go wash your hands!" (No) Kookies "Get out of here!" "DOOM is master of the world." "I'd sure hate to see that ugly mug of yours in my history book." "You've disturbed me for the last time." Hey, y'know something gang, that DOOM ain't really all bad What do you mean, Ben? Well I gotta admit that I've been having a real good time. Y'know, I mean, between you and me I kinda like being black Well, maybe if we're lucky he'll attack us once more and send you back, Benjamin Ah-haha very funny, very very funny He must be mad Well, if anyone can do it. Nevertheless let's get out of here, while we can Food, we need food