Whoops! What A Palaver

歌詞

I quote in the vernacular And edit speech oracular To seek a phrase spectacular Like, "Piss off you cunt", or "I hate the Queen", or "I am one" I wheedle out a vanity Expose it with inanity Expand it to insanity He struck me as sick, talentless dick, got on my wick Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my boy Oh, slip us a fiver, and enjoy I veer from the phenomenal To mildly astronomical Then swing to being comical Little joke, like, here, here & there, now & then I jeer at his philosophy And leer at her biology I never make apologies Well, not for a ten, follow me drift, need a new watch Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my love Oh, do us a favour, hard cash, guv Or piss off home Anything you do, I can do better But I've just got some better things to do Any size you get, well, I've been bigger Than you Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my dear Oh, just put your signature right here Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my love Oh, do us a favour, hard cash, guv Or sling yer hook