One for the money, two for the show Down on your knees for the evangelistic gigolo I've got the power to set you free If you give all your money and your soul to me deCanonized, deCanonized Well I sold you Christ as advertised deCanonized, deCanonized Between the sheets, between the lies deCanonized, deCanonized Well my second coming is now televised deCanonized, deCanonized When I say what I say what I say Now can't you feel my God is real Can't you understand, don't you crave my sex appeal You can afford hypocrisy You'll pay the price as I do what I please