Well, tried to be your paper boy Tried to be your boy scout Tried to be your ice cream man I could not be your soldier Or even drive your bus My skills weren't always that obvious Yeah, but I hope you understand I'll do the best I can I ain't no perfect man but Sam I am I'm a back-talkin' fighter A silver bullet biter I'm a flip-flop slider And a guitar moonlighter I'm your prove it all nighter Your holy ghost writer Pale of shade whiter I'm your rock 'n' roll driver, oh yeah, oh yeah That's all I am I tried to be your oil man Tried to be your big boss Tried to be your broker but you took a loss It's just a hopeless case And I ain't no lawyer I only got a few tricks I can show ya And I hope you understand it I'll do the best I can I ain't no Superman but Sam I am And I'm a feel good doctor A big bad talker After midnight walker Sittin on the bay docker I'm a sunshine stalker Hodaddy wave watcher Heaven's door knocker Blue, white and red rocker, oh yeah, oh yeah That's all I am Well, well listen I tried to be everything to you Yeah, but it would not would not do I got nothin on my resume But I can rock you and roll you each and everyday Have mercy on me I am not sorry Believe me, it's easy I'll do my best to be a Straight shot shooter A bad motor scooter Sunny honeymooner Your heavy metal crooner Make you wanna holler Shirt with no collar Wish I was a couple inches taller White, blue and red rocker, oh yeah, oh yeah Uh, I say yeah, yeah, yeah That's all I am That's all I am Baby, baby, baby Sam I Am