Down the made orange With the pimps and the peddlers Looking like Colombo Feeling like Holmes the Meddler Its breakfast time Have a pot of wine Sucking on a bone Chewing on a microphone I am a fireman I live in a Lisbon bus shelter I am The Fireman Satan's little helper All the Brits abroad Looking for an easy score Talk about North Korea And think about your career I am a fireman I live in a Lisbon bus shelter I am The Fireman Says I am a fireman I am a fireman At the fireman's convention In Buenos Aires Says I am a Fireman Fireman