What is a Juggalo? Let me think for second, well, oh. He gets butt naked, and then he walks through the streets winking at freaks, with a two liter stuck in his butt cheeks! What is a Juggalo? He just don't care, he might try to put a weave in his nut hair. Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks, he'd tell her that her butt stinks, and all that! What is a Juggalo? He drinks like a fish, then he starts huggin people like a drunk bitch, next thing he's pickin fights with his best friends, then he starts with the huggin again, fuck! What is a Juggalo? A fuckin' lunatic, somebody with a rope tied to his dick, then he jumps out a ten story wi ndow.......................ohhh! !!!!! chorus: What is a Juggalo? A juggalo, that's what it is well fucked if I know What is a Juggalo? I don't know, but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo. What is a Juggalo? A juggalo, that's what it is well fucked if I know What is a Juggalo? I don't know, but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo. I'm a Jugalugalugalo! Get the fuck up, get the fuck outta here!! What is a Juggalo? A dead body, well he ain't really dead but he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before, He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four What is a Jug...what the fuck? Conne... man that shit is wack... don't worry 'bout my shit just rap motherfucker! What is a Juggalo? He ain't a bitch boy, he'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy walks right in ya house while ya having supper, and dip his nuts in ya soup, bloop! What is a Juggalo? Well he ain't a phoney, he'll walk up and bust a nut in ya macaronis, and watch you sit there and finish off the last bit, cuz your a stupid ass dumb fuckin idiot! What is a Juggalo? He's a graduate, he graduated from............well, at least he got a job, he's not a dumb putz He works for himself scratchin his nuts, ha. What is a Juggalo? A Hulk-o-maniac, he power-bombs motherfuckers into thumb-tacks People like him til they find out he's unstable. He Sabued your ma through a coffee table!! Chorus to fade