When I was a baby I was so happy I'd play with my friends in the mud Wilbur and Jack and Otis and Beatty. We were a gang, you've got to believe me Mama would scold us if we got too rough She didn't care, she was proud of us I ran around and talked to the animals Telling them stories of savage cannibals Then I got older and noticed a girl At first I was sure I didn't exist to her I sulked around but I didn't know why Till she put her cheek on my shoulder and I Was looking at her and she was looking at me We started to smile, it was our destiny Tina was her name, she was my cutie-pie I forgot about the things that I used to like I spent all my time following her around My friends all made the whiplash sound They understood, they was happy for me And everyone clapped when I asked her to marry me And she said "Yes" and we felt so fine We lost track of the passing of time Before I knew it, we had our own babies Gina and Shannon and Kimie and Gabe But now I've got to die I've lived a good life, I've got no complaints I'd like to thank Farmer Pete For bringing me scraps of food that I could eat He always had a smile on his face He didn't want to think of this day It's finally here It's finally here, oh They called me pig They called me pig When I was a baby I was so happy I'd play with my friends in the mud