I see them, I see them, don't tell me their not there I see them, I see them, I see them everywhere Little Green Men hangin round my den and I sometimes wonder why With their shaggy hair they sit and stare Till my doggone bottle goes dry I'm gonna have some fun, I'm gonna catch me one I'm gonna sneaky little up behind I said alakadab and made a lightning grab And came up with my bottle of wine I see them, I see them, don't tell me their not there I see them, I see them, I see them everywhere Well a 9 foot spider winked at me Then tippie-toed right on by She didn't even pause, and the reason because She was chasing a 30 pound fly An elephant pink crawled outta the sink and snuggled up in my bed A striped ape in a big black cape Is tapping on the top of my head Chorus Well a polkadot snake with a tennis shoe on Just opened up a bottle of ale And sittin' beside here was a sharks tooth tiger With a gas tank on her tale A purple mole's in the goldfish bowl, he's trying to steal a drink And a grizzly bears in a rocking chair Was fishing in a bottle of ink