I hate Pop Songs They think they're clever, I think they're wrong I hate bubble gum punk They got the look but the music is junk I hate anyone that savors The foul stench of this month's flavor And hell is a place that you can go if you like disco or techno Pop songs Pop songs Pop songs Pop songs Hi boys and girls! Come on and get happy! I hate Puff Daddy And his friend the dead fatty I hate the Grateful Dead But I'll be grateful when the rest of them are dead I feel like I'm on pins and needles How many bands can rip off the Beatles? And every day there is another Band that got big by playing a cover I hate pop songs I hate pop songs I hate pop songs I hate pop songs lala, lala, lalalalalalalala And I hate sweet Britney Spears And all the other ex-mouseketeers And if I hear another love ballad I think I'm gonna have to toss my salad and I hate teen idols They got signed by old farts with fancy titles There's nothing worse at least to me Than stupid lyrics with a lame ass melody I hate pop songs, pop songs I hate pop songs, pop songs I hate pop songs, pop songs I hate pop songs, pop songs Pop songs, I hate pop songs Pop songs, I hate pop songs