Pump, pump it up Pump it up if ever it goes limp Dress in crepe, dress up in silk Pump it up, 'cause when he's hard and when he's big He's the Michelin Man Made of rubber The Michelin Man Josephine Baker Make him Zeppelin big On your bicycle pump And he'll bump you 'til your bed's just junk So pump the Michelin Man Pump the Michelin Man up Honey bunch dress it up Dress it up and you can pump him up Put a boob tube round your bust Pump it up, he'll slam it up your dress He's the Michelin Man Made of rubber The Michelin Man Josephine Baker See his extra white teeth His extra big rump He's gonna bump you 'til your bed's just junk Pump the Michelin Man Pump the Michelin Man up