Johnny Can't Read

歌詞

Football, baseball, basket ball games Drinkin bear, kickin ass and takin down names With the top down, get-a-round, shootin the line Summer is here and johnnys feelin fine But johnny can't read Summer is over and he's gone to seed Johnny can't read He never learned nothin' that he'll ever need Well, johnny can dance and johnny can love Johnny can push and johnny can shove Johnny can hang out; johnny can talk tough Johnny can get down and johnny can throw up But johnny can't read Summer is over and he's gone to seed (you know that), johnny can't read He never learned nothin that he'll ever need Well, is it teacher's fault oh no! Is it mommy's fault oh no! Is it society's fault oh no! Well is it johnny's fault ohhhhh nooooo! Couple years later, johnny's on the run Johnny got confused and he bought himself a gun Well, he went and did something that he shouldn't Oughta done F.b.i. on his tail Use a gun-go to jail But johnny can't read Summer is over and he's gone to seed (you know that), johnny can't read He never learned nothin that he'll ever need Well is is teacher's fault oh no Is it mommie's fault oh no Is it the president's fault oh no Well is it johnny's fault ohhhhh nooooo! Johnny can dance and johnny can love Johnny can push and johnny can shove Johnny can pinball; johnny can talk tough Johnny can get down and johnny can throw up Well, recess is over Recess is over! Sitcoms, t.&a. Johnny's mind is blown away Cop shows, horror flicks Johnny's brain is full of bricks Rock show, video Boob tube, rubik's cube Game fools, Sunday school Gain fans(? ), gobble gangs(? ) Wonka wonka wonka There's a new kid in town...