Heaven Is a Halfpipe (If I Die)

歌詞

If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack Without the man up on my back Now Heaven would be a DJ Spinnin' dub all night long And Heaven would be just kickin back With Jesus packing my (bong) And if you don't believe in Jesus Then Muhammed or Buddah too And while the world is warring We just sit back and laugh at you If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack Without the man up on my back Now when most people think of Heaven They see those pearly gates But I looked a little closer And there's a sign that says Do not skate So if you wanna come to my Heaven Well we all gonna have a ball And every one you know is welcome Cause we got no gates or walls If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do sh*t Without the man f***in with it Then I got to the gate Pulled out a list that I'd been callin' fate I'm sorry friend you can't come in You got a list here that doesn't end Like Christian Hosoi way back in 87 We'll be bustin'Christ airs until we get to Heaven Think I really care that I missed biology Got my education in stale fishology With all your rules you got to chill Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills Got the skills Got the skills Got the skills Got the skills Heaven is a halfpipe If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack Without the man upon my back (Heaven is a halfpipe) If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe) 'Cause right now on Earth I can't do sh*t Without the man f***in with it If I die before I wake (If I die before I wake) At least in Heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe) 'Cause right now on Earth I can't do sh*t ('Cause right now on Earth I can't do sh*t) Without the man f***in'with it Method air judo air I don't care no I don't care I don't care I don't care