All the times I spent suffering in school Y' know, thinking I was supercool All the teachers gave me so much grief I wanna blow 'em up just to get some relief Sister, sister, they call me a parasite Sister, sister they wanna bury me alive All day, all week, all term long They'd dump on me hoping I'd be gone Time made me realize why should I be victimized So I took control and decided to teach I wanna teach highschool! I tell the little buggers what to wear I show 'em how to set and dye their hair There'll be no costumes at our swimming pool There'll be no ugly girls at my highschool Girls who are very bright Must stay in class all night, and practice their biology I love to teach highschool I need to teach highschool 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 Time made me realize that I could brutalize And get revenge with impunity If I could teach highschool A, B, C, D, E, F, G How I love anatomy 2 2 and 3 3 Students have a ball with me