If we were children I would bake you a mud pie Warm and brown beneath the sun Never learned to climb a tree but I would try Just to show you what I'd done Oh what I wouldn't do If I had you babe I had you Oh what I wouldn't do If I had you babe If I were old my dearest you would be older But I would crawl upon your lap Wrap a blanket round our frail little shoulders And I'd die happily like that Oh what I wouldn't do If I had you babe I had you Oh what I wouldn't do If I had you babe if I had you So lace your hands round the small of my back and I will kiss you like a king I will be your bride I'll keep you warm at night I will sing I will sing It was now and we were both in the same place Didn't know how to say the words With my heart ticking like a bomb in a birdcage I left before someone got hurt Oh what I wouldn't do If I had you babe I had you Oh what I wouldn't do If I had you babe if I had you