You're the reason I'm ridin' 'round on recapped tyres An' you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on walls An' you're the reason our kids are ugly Little darling Ah, but looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But, I love you just the same You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop An' you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop You're the reason our kids are ugly Little darling Oh, but looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But, I love you just the same I guess that we won't ever have Everything we need 'Cause when we get ahead It's got another mouth to feed * And that's the reason My good looks and my figure's gone And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb An' you're the reason our kids are ugly Little darling Ah but looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But, I love you just the same *Repeat