No Left Turns in Jersey

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movin' and a shakin' coming form the south non-stop classic rock, syndicated shock jock running his big mouth movin' and a shakin' drivin' in a big Ford destination Paterson nothing else matters in this garden on the seaboard no left turns in Jersey no u-turns at all the out of state man finds no mercy driving through the concrete of a Jersey wall southbound scallywag slowin down the thoroughfare destination Orange Co. a right to go to Orange so the journey goes to Selewar fuel-eatin' carpetbag sixty in-a-8.9 left to go to Orange Co. nothing rhymes with orange so motor to the state line Chorus ten and two now sure you're buckled up? a little voice says that the wiper-fluid's low little voice, please shut up I.P.D.E every time you ride but 90-year-olds driving half their age make euthanasia justified peaches and fireworks and big guitars dinosaur parks and the cider from the mill try to reel in the car signs along the highway on 80-foot poles exit then you learn that you won't return if you can't afford the tolls Chorus no left turns in Jersey, no u-turns at all