We're the leopards We're the leopards We're the leopards The leader of the pack lives down in the local drain, We're the leopards King Kong built a car inside his brain, We're the leopards You tell me who's the sexiest, But why it's Gardenia & the Mighty Slug We're the leopards Old Doug Henry lost an ear when he crossed my path We're the leopards Called himself Jesus, well that's what he said to me We're the leopards I have never seen a freak look as weird as you Except for Gardenia and the Mighty Slug We're the leopards Cycle Michael grotesque school desk in my brain We're the leopards Mincing Quincy dropping bop drops down the drain We're the leopards I'll just tell you boy we're mean and we're tough Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug We're the leopards I know that we know that he know it's wrong We're the leopards To spend your life inside a song Greasy Gert tried it and she licked it too Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug We're the leopards Uncle Bimbo drunk up the sea of Galilee And like a fool he promised it all to me But I'm young and built of steel Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug We're the leopards We're the leopards We're the leopards