Hoedown

歌詞

Yo, I know you know a hoe You might know a few This jam is about two Skeezy, sleazy, peasy, low down (Hoedown) This is the hoedown (Hoedown) (Hoedown) (Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown) (Hoedown) [ VERSE 1 ] Lucy, I remember Lucy With the big fat juicy Watermelons comin out the grocery store Saw her comin out of the door I said, "Miss, can I help you with this? Please don't diss, I just wanna kiss" She said, "Of course," kissed with force Suckin on my lips just like she was a horse I said, "Excuse me, please don't bruise me Please don't tease or skeeze or use me I'm not like that, I'm not kinky Would you please remove your pinky >From my rear? Can't you hear? What's the matter? Get your hands off the platter We're standin outside on a crowded block" I felt her hands goin down on my sock It's a polo, she was so low down I coulda swore her knees was on the ground I said, "Damn Ma'am, get on your feet Be on your way, cause you can't have my meat" Her eyes started waterin, so I brought her In the store, to buy some more Tissue, I said, "Good-bye, I'm gonna miss you" She said, "No," I said, "Yo hoe, ho-ho, merry Christmas" This must be a gift, have you ever imagined that if You was a manget, and a girl was a metal filing Would they all come piling? On your body, growin like hair, yeah? Well, just think of me as there Didn't need a girl, had plans for the day Wanted to step, but she wanted me to stay You could say she was disturbing my peace So I called the police Cause yo This hoe was low down (Hoedown) And this is the hoedown (Hoedown) (Hoedown) (Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown) (Hoedown) (Hoedown) (Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown) [ VERSE 2 ] I was coolin on the ave, it was a regular day Lookin for a girlie, cause I wanted to play Saw a girl, as I examined her back Her butt was bigger than a triple dipple Big Mac As she turned around I had a look at the grill I said, 'nah - chill' I turned around, I was about to jet off When I took a step and bumped into something soft It was a girl, she was the sweetest thing Yes indeed, she was a meal, she was fit for a king I was scopin, but hopin and hopin to rope in My desire was up, and my resistance was slopin She said, "Excuse me, but I was wrong Maybe I came on a little bit too strong" I couldn't talk, I couldn't even think I said, "Well, can I make it up, can I buy your a drink?" She gave a nod to show her acception To my pleasure, but with one suggestion Yo, to be alone was the suggestion she had Which was even better, so we went to her pad I brought the wine that you call rose We snuggled up in the couch, yes, we got cosy She put the glass to her lip, and then she took a sip, and Tried to get up, but she was slippin and trippin Did a double summersault, the girlie was flippin Took a step back, took out the hair clip, and Unbuttoned her blouse, yes, the girlie was strippin Put her hands on my pants, the zipper was zippin Laid me down on the couch, sat down on my hip, and Straddled up, and then she took a dip, and The girl was sweeter than a chocolate chip, and I called her name out loud, I said, Jodie - oh!" I said, "You must be down with the rodeo The way you ride, it might sound silly But you're ridin up and down like Bronco Billy" Time went by, the sex had stopped I looked around, I saw Jodie just dropped What was the matter, yes, the girl was in shock She said, "Special Ed, I think it was your - But never mind, I be fine, just chill" I said, "That's what you get for playin Buffalo Bill" In a minute the girl recouperated Gave her some super-strenght, and she ate it I then waited till she finished some soup And then I said, "Get the hell out, good lookin out, troop" Cause yo This hoe was low down (Hoedown) And this is the hoedown (Hoedown) (Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown) (Hoedown) (Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown)