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Jake Who's the world's most reliable human being? Who's the one folks call for help with everything? Who's the one man you can count on when your life is at stake? It's good old reliable Jake Who can help you when you've lost your keys? Or when you need double bypass surgery? Who can be your partner in the two-man luge? And who can sneak a dead hooker out your hotel room? Who's every senior citizen's favourite mime? And who can pass Courvoisier like Busta Rhymes? Who was the inspiration for the Shamrock Shake? It's good old reliable Jake Who invented the formula for Krazy Glue? And who nailed all the chicks on The View? Who was the last man to walk on the moon? And who won their fourth Oscar for directing Platoon? Who's the point guard for the Memphis Grizzles? And who coined the phrase "for shizzle my nizzle"? It was me, can't you see? I ain't no fake I'm good old reliable Jake Do you believe I can get you down the path? Annie I believe! Jake And do you believe I can get you to the cabin? Annie I believe! Jake If you need a guy to get you through them woods And I knows that trail and I knows it good You can trust in me, there's no mistake I'm good old reliable Jake You can trust in me, there's no mistake I'm good old reliable Jake