Well, my senses are sharpened I'm half in the bag I got a Cheshire smile and A five cent rag. Day of the jackalope Abandon all ye faithful Abandon all ye hope Abandon all ye faithful It's the day of the jackalope Well, I heard about your problems With your old man Well, he's a non-issue As fast as I can Day of the jackalope Abandon all ye people Abandon all ye hope Abandon all ye people It's the day of the jackalope Well, the leaves blow in circles In my footsteps Like the mouth of a river I have no regrets Day of the jackalope Abandon all ye people Abandon all ye hope Abandon all ye people It's the day of the jackalope