Kinda sucks to be the guy Who likes to fuck, but loves to cry Can never tell what I wanna like apparently I've always had a dirty mind But way too fragile for my kind So I'll go home alone at night incessantly And it's true That I've developed some kind of bad habit I'm so erratic I could use A man, a miracle, or something magic 'Cause I'm Stuck in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going psycho I lead 'em on, say I'm down, but then cancel and no-show I want their touch, but love is what I really want though Oh, what I'd do, ooh I'm in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going crazy Want someone close, but I know I just want them to date me Tried hooking up, but it sucks and now I kinda hate me Oh, what I'd do, ooh I should pull some Magic Mike shit Pretty sure I'd get results quick Getting tired of my old tricks every night Give me pills and all the potions Anything to get me going 'Cause if I go another month, I'll lose my mind And it's true That I've developed some kind of bad habit I'm so erratic I could use A man, a miracle, or something magic 'Cause I'm Stuck in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going psycho I lead 'em on, say I'm down, but then cancel and no-show I want their touch, but love is what I really want though Oh, what I'd do, ooh I'm in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going crazy Want someone close, but I know I just want them to date me Tried hooking up, but it sucks and now I kinda hate me Oh, what I'd do, ooh And it's true That I've developed some kind of bad habit I'm so dramatic I could use A man, a miracle, or something magic 'Cause I'm Stuck in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going psycho I lead 'em on, say I'm down, but then cancel and no-show I want their touch, but love is what I really want though Oh, what I'd do, ooh I'm in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going crazy Want someone close, but I know I just want them to date me Tried hooking up, but it sucks and now I kinda hate me Oh, what I'd do, ooh I'm, I'm in a dry spell, oh