It's been a long day driving and I'm here in OK City I've been drinking at this bar for an hour now I'm feeling all filled up but that's the only thing I'm feeling Then I remember where I am, I see the problem now It's whiskey or nothin' up in Oklahoma The beer up here it just won't do Line 'em up bartender, it don't have to be your finest OK whiskey treats me better than that old 3-2 Well, I headed out this morning driving south from Kansas City I thought I'd make it down to Texas but I didn't make good time So I slammed a cold one back, then another, then another Oh my God, oh I forgot, I've gotta get a little shine It's whiskey or nothin' up in Oklahoma The beer up here it just won't do Line 'em up bartender, it don't have to be your finest OK whiskey treats me better than that old 3-2 I started drinking in a hurry making up for lost time I lost my mind a little early, lost my cool too easily Now I'm sitting in a jailhouse, I guess I learned my lesson No more messing around with whiskey in that OKC It's whiskey or nothin' up in Oklahoma The beer up here it just won't do Line 'em up bartender, it don't have to be your finest OK whiskey treats me better than that old 3-2