Listening to a metal music prank that leads straight to the bank Each grunt and groan took literally some tired old rock star's fantasy Suburbia is such a drag, bargain nightmares in a bag Newspapers sell disaster and sin, and when the dustorm comes they say the Devil rides in Party down, eat your friend, B-movie stories never end Rock the house, shoot your mum, cheap thrills wrapped up in bubblegum Get down, burn the cat, the hardcore life is where it's at Loveboat, sub attack, beware of sudden impact Burnt out case from the neighborhood, converge one night deep in the wood The bat from hell arrived that night to make that picnic outtasite Satanic rights to a tune they knew well to make the party rock like hell Hold tight the ride begins, macho men with pimply skin Party down, eat your friend, B-movie stories never end Rock the house, shoot your mum, cheap thrills wrapped up in bubblegum Get down, burn the cat, the hardcore life is where it's at Loveboat, sub attack, beware of sudden impact Come fly with me, talk to the trees, the duststorm doesn't always please That's the gamble inside your head, let's play something else instead Hide and seek for a shock, I can see right through that rock Bang, you're dead the shit is real, someones scored a bum deal Party down, eat your friend, B-movie stories never end Rock the house, shoot your mum, cheap thrills wrapped up in bubblegum Get down, burn the cat, the hardcore life is where it's at Loveboat, sub attack, beware of sudden impact Teenage shrinks are all confused at the spread of drug abuse Meanwhile down at the games arcade the latest candies are displayed Guess what our kids got really cheap, the stuff that puts the elephants to sleep Not paradise but blown to hell, they took their sabbath tapes as well Party down, eat your friend, B-movie stories never end Rock the house, shoot your mum, cheap thrills wrapped up in bubblegum Get down, burn the cat, the hardcore life is where it's at Loveboat, sub attack, beware of sudden impact