The world owes me a living I've waited on this dole queue too long I've been standing in the rain for fifteen minutes That's a quarter of an hour too long I'll take all they can give me And then I'm gonna ask for more 'Cause the money's buried deep in the bank of England And I want the key to the vault I'm gonna take your money Count your loss when I'm gone I'm alright, Jack I'm lookin' after number one If I want something, I get it Don't matter what I have to do I'll step on your face, on my mother's grave Never underestimate me I'm nobody's fool I don't owe nobody nothing 'Cause it's me that must come through Why don't you stop, think, look, babe I always get what I want and I wanna get you I'm gonna take your money Count your loss when I'm gone I'm alright, Jack I'm lookin' after number one I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna live like you I don't wanna talk like you, at all Number one Don't give me love thy neighbour Don't give me charity Don't give me peace and love or the good lord above You only get in my way with your stupid ideas I am an island Entire of myself And when I get old, older than today I'll never need anybody's help in any way I'm gonna take your money Count your loss when I'm gone I'm alright, Jack I'm lookin' after number one I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna live like you I don't wanna talk like you, whoo, whoo I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like I'm gonna be like me