I tried to please you The dog and the tattoo Acting like a country club freak Well, I did that too Honest, completely You make me feel guilty But you'll have to join the club If you decide to be mad at me Cause It would be a lot more fun If you could just keep it on an even keel And I'm not the only one Who thinks you're doing this just to see how bad we can feel It's all part of the show But the picture is only a limited fragment A frequency chasm, a miniscule bit Of an angle of one point of view That you learn long ago So get the vibration On this situation We've been friends a long time But I could take a vacation If everything I say Can be used against me The slilent treatment, one word answers It's all so second grade Tell me what I did wrong Well, it's ridiculous but I never even know I tried to call you up But when you're mad at me you don't even pick up the phone It's all part of the show But the picture is only a limited fragment A frequency chasm, a miniscule bit Of an angle of one point of view That you learn long ago Oh Oh, it's all part of the show, hey Oh, it's all part of the show Nobody is perfect Let's bury the hatchet Cause a grudge can be contagious And I don't want to catch it The drama's run its course Of that I am certain But the statute of limitations is up And I'm drawing the curtain now It's all part of the show But the picture is only a limited fragment A frequency chasm A miniscule bit Of a pixel of it And the light that's not there And the vapor-thin air The gum on the shoe But it's not really you Just an angle of one point of view That you learn long ago Oh, yeah Oh, oh, yeah Oh, oh, yeah Oh, oh, yeah