May this lovely letter reach its destination if only Question one is why do you pretend that you like me? Oh Phoney See how the outside contradicts what's inside oooooh ooh Who can make Hitler seem like a bus conductor? You do, oh Phoney you do You sing a lovely song to a scale and the words spell out my name Oh Phoney but then you kick me down below cause you know it won't show how could you? See how the outside contradicts what's inside oooooh ooh Who can make Hitler seem like a bus conductor? you do oh Phoney oh Phoney you do you do oh Phoney oh Phoney you do you do oh Phoney oh Phoney you do