I mean, Katie could've been the one I took her home, she met the fam But she got a little too drunk Slapped my mom and hit on my dad And Libby liked to fool around But not just with me, the entire town That's why before you picked me up I never thought I'd settle down Yeah, and now I know You're nothing like those other girls That come and go And like that I'm never looking back 'Cause they're all history to me now I'm dropping anchor and locking down There's plenty more in the sea But they don't matter to me 'Cause you're the one thing I'm all about I got a keeper My girl's a keeper Becky was the queen of the scene Just like a dream, I got it bad Then she tried to tell me that the Beatles suck And that her favorite band was Nickelback You can drive me nuts But you're the only kind of crazy that I love to love Not like those lunatics, I'm over them And even though you like those gossip magazines Bout the crappy people doing trashy things And when you drink wine you leave the TV on Just one glass, in you're good as gone Like a cover girl you're working hard Maxing out my credit cards I would never change a thing And I could never leave her When you know you know And I know my girl's a keeper