today is your birthday and the cake is on fire send back those invitations ignore the infomation there will be no partaking in this useless celebration won't sing that silly number it makes me numb and number another reminder one step closer to six feet under today is your birthday and the cake is on fire i'm an endangered species life is a fatal disease the plot unfolds drastic changes take hold you're pushing 90 the genesis was easy the end is hard to stomach a real living human being can only take so much today is your birthday and the cake is on fire unhappy birthday to you i should be optimistic somehow i must have missed it the light at the end of the tunnel blinded me with vision send back those invitations ignore the information there will be no partaking in this useless celebration today is your birthday and the cake is on fire unhappy birthday it's ok just relax make wish take a breath there's a fire in the room blow it out your wish comes true except the one that keeps you young who gives a shit anyway it's just another day don't want your gifts anyway what a day who gives a shit anyway it's just a piece of cake it makes me sick anyway what a day