Gudrun's 4th Song: Prologue

歌詞

Paul McDermott: The-the-the-the-the quee-the quee-the queen-the queen-the queen-the queen-the queen-the queen The-the-the-the-the queen mother is dead-dead-d-d-dead Welcome to the show, we'll make this quick We have an hour with you and then that's it Just me along with these two fuckwits Mick Moriarty and Cameron Bruce: Three! All: Everybody's got a different way of looking at the world Paul: We'll have fun, but please don't expect too much Went out last night and we all got drunk All: Tequila! Everybody's got a different way of looking at the world We're so delighted to be invited We're so delighted to be invited Paul: There'll be no refunds and no returns If you don't like it, baby, feel the burn You've just wasted all the cash you earned All: While with the cost of living on an average wage that's got to hurt Paul: We may offend you but so you know The views expressed in this satirical show I must admit to you may not be those Of the backing band or the management or the government All: Everybody's got a different way of looking at the world We love every single one of you Every man, every woman, every boy, every girl Every child in the audience Except for the fella down the front here who sucks off goats Everybody's got a different way of looking at the world We're so delighted to be invited We're so delighted to be invited GUD! Paul: (spoken) Thank you ladies and gentleman for coming along to this last ever performance- Mick and Cameron: GUD! Paul: (spoken) -of GUD and... thank you... Mick and Cameron: GUD! Paul: (spoken) And I'll tell you, this last week we've been doing it- Mick and Cameron: GUD! Paul: (spoken) It's been a nightmare. Mick and Cameron: GUD! Paul: (spoken) The real problem is they keep fucking playing the music and you can't hear a fucking word I'm saying. And it's quite irritating really, you know, it's like having both drummers from Def Leppard with all their fucking arms still intact, just fucking hammering away. And that's how dumb they are - if you look closely, they're dribbling out both sides of their mouths at the same time tonight. And after all that GUD-GUD-GUD it becomes like a really bad biker's speed hangover, you know? The really cheap biker's speed from paracetamol when they break it down just for the pseudoephedrine... so they've stopped. Sorry about that because... sorry... oops! Mick and Cameron: GUD! Paul: (sung) I did it again I made you believe we're more than just friends Oh baby, baby Mick and Cameron: GUD! Paul: (spoken) Oh my God, Britney! What are you doing with that hamster? Aaahh! Mick and Cameron: GUD! Paul: (spoken) Fire ants? Why hire them in the first place? Mick and Cameron: GUD! Paul: (spoken) I have an anal wart that answers to the name of Derrick. All: (sung) DERRIIIIIIICK! GUD! Paul: And don't you remember you told me you gave me herpes? All: GUD! Cameron: She said I tasted sweet, I'd been eating mangoes All: GUD! Paul: Oh baby, oh baby, baby How could you be cruel to me? When I've been so delicious? All: Love that Britney, love that Britney, love that Britney Spears Especially when her legs are up around her ears We're so delighted to be invited We're so delighted to be invited GUD!