The Power of Lard (Live)

歌詞

Lard You can see it In the clouds up in the sky Lard Floats by in clusters In our water supply Lard It's all of us, man In our pores and in our hair Lard's What we conceal With these corny clothes we wear Lard is all Lard is divine Lard is control Lard whips and chains our soul Lard, We carry credit cards Lard, We live in fear of art Lard is the OM Lard is revolution Lard is the tapeworm In the bottle of cheap tequila That comes alive at night And sneaks up And bites your nipple Lard Lard Nowadays, most of us need someone To run our personal life Someone to see that The plants are watered, Someone to make sure the place is clean, Someone to make sure dinner is waiting, Someone to call for theatre tickets, Someone to make up those cheap excuses What we need is Lard, The answer Lard, The dancer Lard, The ointment Lard, The dream Absorb it Inflame it Respect it Molest it The country right now just wants to be Soothed, and told it doesn't have to pay or Sacrifice or learn No one is over the hill When the mountain comes to Mohammed Lard Lard Lard Lard, We love to eat Lard, We love to pray Lard, Mold over mind Lard, Hooray Every time I take a crap It's a cosmic experience Religion and chemicals Are the key to the future Next time we have sex Just pretend I'm Ed Meese The weasels have it down, man It's a whole new age Lard Which would you prefer A computer or a gun The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know Pity the poor trainer In the stable when the race horse farts Poison oak really is The aphrodisiac of the Gods When people are asleep We must all become alarm clocks Hey, man Life is my college It's Dental Floss of the mind Who will babysit the babysitters Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick Fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup Which came first- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford Are you a man or are you a mouse If you love your fun- Die for it And feel The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard Avoid everything, etc.