Vicious Battle Raps

歌詞

(feat. MC Abdominal) [Abdominal] I like to rap a lot so permit me to rap a little My name is Abdominal I'll make you laugh and giggle Just like a little schoolgirl when I'm touching the mic Me and a crap rapper? Nothing alike Cos they crap, and I'm not Could you demonstrate? Why not Let me take this little opportunity so soon you'll see How you and me be different when it comes to fluency The crowd be rooting me and booing thee First to hit 3 lines that you be polluting the Atmosphere with, you'll get subjected to scrutiny Stupidly oblivious to the soon-to-be mutiny on the Part of the crowd,,eventually even your crew will be like "Abdominal is pretty damn good" But that's what I've been trying to say man Would you remove those bananas from your earholes and pay attention In the long run this will bring everyone less tension And I won't be forced to have to hit you with these vicious battle raps But really less battle raps than straight up facts Kinda like a news report Untrue? Fuck you be this Jews retort! You'll lose the sport, can't you see the predicament? Nurse, gauze, and lots of ligaments Victim sent courtesy of a friendly neighbourhood Abdominal Doing his best to fill the hospitals They say he's some sort of musical vigilante On a one-man crusade to do away with anything even remotely wack He rips the lips off of rappers and frees the tracks We really can't thank him enough I'd love to shake his hand Say thanks for taking a stand evacuating the land of the uncreative and bland "Doctor is it true when they say that he's as handsome as a deity" Like a chiselled greek god, plus nimble like a tree frog But with the strength of 10 men, who each possess the strength of ten men! "In other words the strength of 100 men?" Nurse, please dont interrupt me when I'm in the midst of a descriptive homage to this folk legend Rumour has it that he's bench-pressing At least 400 pounds and that's with the left arm alone! What about the right? Writing poems Simultaneously, insane ya can see but that's the type of mc that we're Dealing with here, highly creative annunciation impeccable Delivery style versatile very flexible breath control unparalelled In his line of work his rhymes will hurt these spineless jerks Yeah they'll still find the time to flirt, with all kinds of skirts "He should try a nurse" keep your mind on your work Like he keeps his mind on the verse when he's timing his words You could set your clock to the rhyming ya heard eminating from between the two lips Of the ABD-om-INAL, suckers think they swell He'll be like "hmm pray tell" They straight K-Tel wheras he be cold chilling Steady knocking fillings outta mouths of super-villains And then charging 'em for dental repairs Lay em down gently in the dental chair Fasten the bib, a real no-brainer Next step in the procedure administer the novacaine Or better yet a more effective anaesthetic Like a pint of chilled rubbing alcohol for the vocally pathethic Once theyre snorin the work commences by this Blood-splattered, demented dentist Dr. Abdominal extracting tongues, rendering wack rappers dumb Some who look like they got a bit of endurance Also get their lips sewn shut for assurance I know it sounds harsh but he can't be sympathetic In his war against the wackness it's an epidemic Spreading over cities nations and continents Abdominal heaven-sent antidote, through dopeness With a 'M' on my chest, for microphonist